Some Pony with No Life Whatsoever

~Hello~

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donthatemecusimbeautiful:

See this little guy? I want him but my boyfriend said I cant. I wagered him that if I could get 1,000,000 notes he would let me have it no questions asked. Please help me, I want this little puffball!

WE’RE TUMBLR LET’S GET PEOPLE PETS!!!

HELP THEM GET THAT LITTLE PUFFBALL OMG

HELP HIM NOW.

I clearly don’t believe in love because I immediately thought,”break up with him and then you won’t need 1,000,000 notes”

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Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
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What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
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A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

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That last one tho

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theshinyteam:

theshinyteam:

theshinyteam:

We bring you week two of theshinyteam’s GTS Shiny Service!!

Here’s what you do:
1. Deposit a Scatterbug into the GTS. Any scatterbug is great.
2. Input the details I have above! Choose from Omastar, Kabutops, OR Aerodactyl. There is also Omanyte for a limited time!
3. Admin Helene of theshinyteam will trade you a shiny version of whichever pokemon you want!

If the pictures aren’t loading for you, here’s what you should enter on the GTS deposit screen:
- Pick from one of these: Omastar, Kabutops, Aerodactyl, or Omanyte (but beware the limited number of omanyte!).
- Set the gender to male and level to 91 or higher for all of the pokemon options. If you have to type in the pokemon’s name and can’t set the gender, that’s fine.
- Set the message to “theshinyteam”.

Rules
- One pokemon per person
- By that I mean, NOT one of each
- You must reblog this post WITH YOUR IN-GAME NAME in order to enter ** try not to reblog until after you’ve posted your Scatterbug, that makes it easier for me
- Please be aware these pokemon are clones of non-Kalos born pokemon. If you don’t like that, don’t enter
- If your pokemon is sniped, meaning you receive something other than a shiny pokemon from a trainer not named Sanna, please send us a message off anonymous
- Due to timezones, sleeping, my life, and whatnot it may take me time to get to your trade, please be patient
- This giveaway ends one week from now on Friday, September 5th

That’s it for now, I’ll update again when I run out of Omanyte. Get posting Scatterbugs, everyone!

-Admin Helene

Edited original to show THERE ARE NO MORE OMANYTE!!

If you still have an offer with omanyte listed, please take it down and choose a different pokemon!
OR you can wait a couple of days for me to POSSIBLY restock in my Lord Helix supply. *wink wink that’s a yes I am going to restock within the week*

Two things:

1. I noticed there are people posting trades asking for Omanyte. Please take those trades down for now. I understand now I should have been more clear, so I’m sorry for that.
I don’t want people to “reserve” an Omanyte, especially since I am allowing for few clones of my prized Lord Helix to be made. It is not fair to latecomers who don’t get an equal opportunity to post their trades. I will give multiple announcements leading up to and when I restock on Lord Helix. Please hold off on posting Scatterbugs for Omanyte until then.

2. If you feel like it’s taking me too long to fill your request, you are either requesting an Omanyte (see #1) or you didn’t read the rules and you didn’t reblog this post with your in game name. I am attempting to curb the amount of people who get more than one pokemon from me by asking you to reblog with your IGN.
…Or you could be “Diogo” who I believe to be a passerby. But whatever, if Diogo does read this: if you could stop depositing, taking back your scatterbug, then posting it again so it appears earlier on the listings, that would be great. It’s getting really annoying.

Star♥★

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

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peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

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